consumées PARIS is a satirical brand of merch designed and photographed by Lyall Coburn. consumées is best described as a time traveling culture swab, constructing its DNA from fashion clichés, fast food wrappers, 90s tv sitcoms, back-alley beauty salons, and unsolved childhood mysteries. Just like Daphne’s quip to Niles in the classic sitcom, Frasier: ‘You’d eat a worm if I gave it a French name’ - it consumes, reformats, and regurgitates everything it fancies.